ust when I think I’ve seen it all, another quick fix weight-loss method
pops up. Over the years I’ve heard about weight-loss lollipops, diet
chopsticks, even slimming sunglasses (designed to change the color of
food and make it unappetizing). There will always be silly and trendy
get-slim-quick tricks, but what really worries me are approaches that
are invasive, extreme, and downright dangerous. Here are seven I hope
you’ll never,
ever try:
Plastic tongue patch
Created by a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, this yet-to-be FDA-approved patch is sewn onto the tongue
with six stitches in about 10 minutes, at a cost of roughly $2,000. The
device and sutures make eating solid food so excruciatingly painful,
patch wearers are forced to adhere to a liquid-only diet, which supplies
about 800 calories a day.
Tube feeding
When I first heard about this trend, I was speechless. To lose weight
quickly, women, including many brides-to-be, are opting to have a
feeding tube inserted through their noses, which travels through the
esophagus into the stomach, remaining in place 24 hours a day. For 10
days, eating is avoided completely, and a high protein, low carb formula
is fed through the tube, delivering roughly 800 daily calories. The
medical procedure, which costs about $1,500, is normally used to nourish
people who cannot eat due to illness or injury.
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Drunkorexia
Drunkorexia is a relatively new term for the overlap of binge drinking
and disordered eating. The pattern can involve behaviors like:
restricting calories to “save them up” for alcohol; drinking excessively
to the point of throwing up as a way to purge; overexercising before
drinking or the following day; or starving the day after a night of
binge drinking. The potential side effects of combining alcohol with
undereating and/or purging are serious, including trouble concentrating,
and difficulty making decisions, in addition to a weakened immune
system, and a greater risk of injuries and acute alcohol poisoning. This
is a trend I’ve noticed not just in college students, but also among
women in their 20s, 30s, and 40s.
Tapeworms
While possessing tapeworms is illegal in the U.S., I regularly hear
about people seeking them out for weight loss. The sad reality is that
many people who unintentionally become infected with tapeworms in the
United States suffer from serious dangers, including digestive
blockages, organ function disruption, brain and nervous system damage,
and even death.
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Starvation
Your body is like an engine that’s always turned on – from head to toe,
every cell needs a constant source of fuel to perform its job. In
addition, your structure is in a continual state of repair, healing, and
regeneration, so your cells needs a steady supply of “building blocks,”
including protein and healthy fats, to maintain your tissues. When
needed fuel and essential raw materials don’t show up for work, or you
consume less than your body requires to support a healthy weight, the
deficits trigger a cascade of side effects. Even semi-starvation (less
than about 1,000-1,200 calories per day for most women, depending on
height and frame size, or more if you’re active) can lead to fatigue, depression, the breakdown of muscle, organ and bone tissue, suppressed immunity, hair loss, hormone imbalances, sleep disturbances, and an increased injury risk.
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Smoking
I wish this wasn’t the case, but I have had clients tell me they took up smoking specifically to lose weight, fully knowing the unhealthy consequences. It is true that smoking
dulls taste buds, suppresses appetite, and slightly increases
metabolism. But the health risks are so great that experts estimate
they’re equal to gaining 100 pounds (not to mention the impact on aging your skin).
Stimulants
Throughout my years specializing in weight loss and disordered eating,
I’ve seen many women and men fall into the trap of using stimulant drugs
to lose weight, then becoming addicted, and ending up in rehab, or
worse. And even without dependence, over-the-counter, prescription, or
illegal stimulants are risky, with potential side effects ranging from
poor judgment, impulsivity and mood swings, to dangerously high blood
pressure, seizures, and stroke.
Bottom line: in our weight-obsessed culture, it’s easy to understand
the temptation to gamble on a quick fix, but no loss of inches and
pounds is worth risking your health. And while it may take a little more
time and patience, clean eating and exercise do work – while also keeping you safe and healthy. Remember, YOU are more important than the number on a scale.